"Duuhm Oops" he said when he accidentally clumped the kidnapped child in the jaw with his sheld amidst his 'brave' rescue attempt.

"Uhhhm" was his statement after accidentally burning down the chapel.

"Daaah. Bad things jus' happen" he claimed in court when accused of gross neglicence whilst on duty. (A chariot had ran over several civilians when Burk had lost conciousness whilst driving it.)

"Eeermm Sorry!" Burk announced after the Dukes banquet when he dropped boiling soup over the Duchess.

"Burk is a Paladin. Duhhmm." he stated proudly when asked 'what sort of a fool was he?'

Poor, stupid, lovable, clumsy, slow & unlucky. These are the words that best describe Burk. He loves to do good things and he likes pretty ladies, though they tend not to like him. One question remains however.... HOW did he EVER become a paladin?

An even better question might be.. How did Burk ever become a father!? The new addition to his family, little baby Zoe Prunella Blacke, seems to be an extraordinarily well behaved child. She never cries, sleeps most of the day, LOVES the sound of battle, ADORES fireworks... and most of all, she seems to cherish her fathers attention. Only one problem however... she doesn't seem to have any half-orc blood. How did THAT happen? With Burks wife desperately ill and fighting for her life in a Saint Marcus temple, Burk is forced to carry little Zoe with him everywhere he goes... not that Burk is complaining. Burk is a very proud father... of a purely human child!!!